Instant Git deploys
Connect a repo and every push ships automatically with build caching and atomic releases.
Developer cloud
The cloud that just works.
Push to Git and bitch-host builds, deploys and scales your apps, databases and services — with zero infrastructure to manage.
- 99.99%
- Uptime SLA
- 12
- Global regions
- <30s
- Build to live
$ git push bitch-host main
Enumerating objects: 48, done.
→ Detected Node.js service
→ Building image [========] 100%
→ Provisioning Postgres
✓ Deployed in 27s
✓ Live at https://app.bitch-host.netPlatform
Everything you need to ship, nothing you don't
A complete platform that handles builds, runtime, data and scaling so your team can focus on the product.
Managed databases
Provision Postgres, Redis and key-value stores in seconds with daily backups baked in.
Autoscaling
Scale horizontally and vertically on demand. Pay for what you use, idle down to zero.
Global regions
Deploy close to your users across 12 regions with a built-in global edge network.
Zero-downtime releases
Health-checked rolling deploys with instant one-click rollback when something looks off.
Built-in observability
Logs, metrics and traces streamed live — no agents, no extra dashboards to wire up.
Workflow
From commit to production in three steps
No YAML archaeology, no provisioning tickets. Connect, push, and bitch-host handles the rest.
- 01
Connect your repo
Authorize GitHub or GitLab and pick a repository. We detect your stack automatically.
- 02
Push your code
Every commit triggers a build. Preview environments spin up for each pull request.
- 03
Go live
Your service is deployed behind HTTPS with logs, metrics and autoscaling enabled.
# 1. link the project
$ bitch-host link
# 2. ship it
$ git push bitch-host main
→ build ok · image 64MB
→ release v128 rolling out
✓ healthy · 3/3 instances
# 3. it's live
https://app.bitch-host.netPricing
Simple, usage-based pricing
Start free and only pay as you grow. No seat minimums, no surprise egress bills.
Hobby
For side projects and experiments.
$0/mo
Start free- 1 service + 1 database
- 512 MB RAM, shared CPU
- Automatic Git deploys
- Community support
Pro
For production apps that need to scale.
$20/mo
Start 14-day trial- Unlimited services
- Autoscaling up to 8 GB RAM
- Preview environments
- Daily backups + rollbacks
- Email & chat support
Custom
Pay only for the services you actually use.
Pay-as-you-go
Get started- Per-second metered billing
- Scale to zero — no idle charges
- Mix and match any services
- Volume discounts as you grow
- Usage alerts & spend budgets
Ship your next deploy on bitch-host
Connect a repository and watch it go live in under a minute. Free to start, no credit card required.